Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Here is a List of all of those who are Smarter than the entire Duggar Family combined
Note this list will be completely uncensored here.

1. Cats (Even Grumpy Cat is smarter)
2. Dogs
3. Sewer Rats
4. Monkeys
5. Mice
6. Ordinary Rats
7. Pigs
8. Box of Rocks
9. Chickens
10. A Monkey on a rock
11. Larry Flynt
12. Jobu (The voodoo god from the film Major League)
13. Donkeys
14. Afroman
15. Any Shoe Salesman
16. Howard Stern
17. Bunnies
18. Groundhogs
19. Deer
20. Homeless Winos
21. Baboons
22. Prisoners in General Population (They would kill the Duggars eldest son for honor)
23. Liquor Store Clerks
24. Bag of Hair
25. Swarm of Bees
26. Sheep
27. A basket of Fried Chicken
28. A bottle of cheap Bum Wine
29. A bag of wet mice
30. A bag of Hammers
31. A Phone Book
32. Squirrels
33. A bottle of cheap Vodka
34. A pitcher filled with enough Manhattans to serve a family
35. A short haired red-head
36. A sack of dirty underwear
37. Katy Perry’s diphagram (And Katy Perry is dumber than a Monkey on a rock)
38. A bunch of cleaners
39. Box of Hair
40. Arby’s Horsey Sauce
41. A second coat of paint
42. Tijuana Donkey Show
43. Keg of Beer
44. Gasoline
45. Malt Liquor
46. Packets of Duck Sauce
47. The Kool Aid Man
48. A packet of Kool Aid
49. Any shot size (50 ml) bottle of Liquor
50. Tree stump
51. Fruitcake (And you’re supposed to destroy Fruitcakes)
52. Basket of Shrimp
53. Ducks
54. Can of Yams
55. A motivational speaker who lives in a Van down by the river (No offense to the late Chris Farley)
56. Bag of Rocks
57. A Stick
58. Bait
59. Plant Life
60. Salt shaker
61. Cabbage
62. Dog Shit
63. A wagon load of rocks
64. Garbage picked cans of Beer
65. Whale shit
66. A cat’s litter box
67. Coal Bucket
68. Leaf of lettuce
69. Sled track
70. Potato
71. Wedding Invitation
72. Asphalt
73. Paris Hilton at a geography contest
74. Mike Tyson
75. Horses Ass
76. A red brick
77. Ben Roethlisberger (Now if Roethlisberger can stop throwing interceptions)
78. Michael Vick’s haters (Those haters love Dogs)
79. The writers for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (They mocked the Duggar’s well)
80. Japanese Food (Sushi, Karaage, Bentos, and even Rice bowls are better than the Duggars)
81. A dump truck load of Rocks
82. Smurfs (Imaginary creatures are smarter)
83. Any living organism with a central nervous system
84. The Kardashians (And unfortunately they’re dumber than a Sewer Rat)
85. Clams
86. Mussels
87. Gamers
88. Britney Spears (Is also dumber than Katy Perry’s diphagram)
89. Horror movies
90. Bookworms
91. First Graders
92. Kindergarten
93. Squirrel Shit
94. Jigsaw from Saw movies
95. Freddy Krueger
96. Cabbage kids
97. Lennie Small ("Of Mice and Men")
98. Sam from "I AM SAM"
99. My sister's turtle, Paku (Sister of IMDB user Katiedidd) (I don’t have either a sister or a turtle)
100. Carrie from Little House on the Prairie (boy was she dumb. Pissing on the side walk)
101. Charlie Sheen (He was dumber than a Sewer Rat for contracting HIV given his lifestyle)
102. Honey Boo Boo (Dumber than The Kool Aid Man)
103. Mensans
104. Hollywood engineers
105. Lawyers
106. Librarians
107. Donald Trump
108. A Wet Dream
109. Ted Cruz
110. Supporters of Burning Man
111. McDonald’s Workers
112. Deer Hunters
113. Jeffy (Google “Pittsburgh Dad” for more info)
114. Tiger Woods
115. Beavis and Butthead (Even those fictional dumbasses are smarter than the Duggars)
116. A bottle of Sprite
117. Rum and Coke
118. Wal-Mart Customers
119. Wal-Mart Workers
120. Dollar General Customers
121. Dollar General Workers
122. Pączki (But it’s real tasty)
123. The Tiny House Movement
124. A Laundromat
125. Beef Jerky
126. Venison
127. Deer Backstraps (Real Tasty)
128. Hose Water (Real cheap too)
129. Gin and Juice (Real Tasty too)
130. A box of Crayons
131. Lottery Winners
132. Lottery Officials
133. Nick Perry (He was a dumbass when he was alive for rigging the Lottery)
134. Amish People (At least they believe in doing Good Quality work)
135. Psychiatrists
136. O.J. Simpson (Now in a Nevada Prison no explanation needed)
137. Psychologists
138. Bowl of Cereal
139. Bowl of Soup
140. Paul Allen
141. Bill Gates
142. Megyn Kelly
143. Bill O’Reilly
144. Anna Kendrick
145. Johnnie Cochran (He took O.J.’s money)
146. Robert Shapiro (He took O.J.’s money too)
147. Comcast Executives
148. Robert O'Neill (A real American hero for shooting and killing Osama Bin Laden)
149. Beyoncé (Dumber than a Horses Ass for criticizing law enforcement)
150. Cam Newton (Now if he just stopped fumbling the ball)
151. A rectal exam
152. Kanye West (Dumber than Garbage picked cans of Beer)
153. Box Wine
154. Scotch and Soda
155. Hockey Players who fight
156. Affordable Care Act
157. Ice Cream
158. Don King
159. Lance Ito
160. Mark Fuhrman (Helped O.J. beat the murder case by committing perjury)
161. Rob Ford (Caused controversy when he was alive)
162. Whoopi Goldberg
163. Pack of cigarettes
164. Cuban Cigars
165. Christopher Scarver (He killed Jeffrey Dahmer)
166. F. Lee Bailey (Disbarred and dumber than Box Wine)
167. The Internal Revenue Service (They rip everyone off)
168. Ronda Rousey
169. Holly Holm (She kicked Ronda Rousey’s ass)
170. Gwen Stefani
171. Katherine Heigl (She Can’t Understand Normal Thinking)
172. Jessica Biel
173. Johnny Knoxville
174. Steve-O
175. Caitlyn Jenner
176. Kelly Ripa
177. Michael Strahan
178. Scarlett Johansson
179. Paige Spiranac
180. Megan Fox
181. A Baboon Farm
182. The CultMoo Crew (They are good at Deep Frying shit
183. Pittsburgh Dad
184. Stephen Colbert
185. Alec Baldwin