Thursday, December 15, 2011

Opinions On Christmas Decorating

What I truly think about the concept of decorating for the Christmas holiday. First of all decorating the way the fucking average son of a bitch does so is such a pain in the motherfucking ass it's not even funny. The electricity that is needed to run non LED Christmas lights in the event that you go fucking overboard is going to cost you some good money there for sure. If you are going to go overboard on putting up Christmas lights use the multi color (Multi color is the way to go even if you use conventional lights) LED lights and if everyone or someone in your house is against it just fucking tell each of them fucking cocksuckers “Too fucking bad if you don't like it than shut your fucking ass the fuck up or fucking get your fucking ass the fuck out of my house” don't let others fucking tell you what to do. And if you do take the decorations down please do so on New Years Day (Keeping them up past that date is stupid and too expensive I usually start to take down all of my decorations and the tree immediately after midnight). Putting up a real tree and using tinsel is too Pathetic, Out of date, Unsafe, And too Messy (Bringing a fake tree to the room you intend to set it up at is way much fucking easier). Keeping the lights lit up all night is to fucking expensive in my opinion. Keeping the Christmas lights lit up when putting them on the tree is a fucking waste of electricity (If I plug lights in before putting them on the tree it is to see if they fucking work than I unplug the fuckers than I put them on the tree) and I fucking hate perfectionists so fucking much it's not even funny. What the fucking Christmas decorations, Tree ornaments and lights cost at any retailer is too much fucking money (When you buy them before Christmas).

If you want to save money decorating for Christmas then check out these nice how to videos that I made for everyone's viewing convenience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzn2VGbcAkg - For Cheap Christmas Tree Ornaments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAvbasofT8o - For How To Get Christmas Decorations Cheaply

Those are my opinions on Christmas decorating.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Welcome To The Official Bottom The Barrel Blog

Welcome to the official blog by me the self proclaimed expert on true Bottom Barrel entertainment as seen on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/user/gopher101media). You will see more shit coming on this blog for sure just spread the word to everyone you know.