Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Here is a List of all of those who are Smarter than the entire Duggar Family combined
Note this list will be completely uncensored here.

1. Cats (Even Grumpy Cat is smarter)
2. Dogs
3. Sewer Rats
4. Monkeys
5. Mice
6. Ordinary Rats
7. Pigs
8. Box of Rocks
9. Chickens
10. A Monkey on a rock
11. Larry Flynt
12. Jobu (The voodoo god from the film Major League)
13. Donkeys
14. Afroman
15. Any Shoe Salesman
16. Howard Stern
17. Bunnies
18. Groundhogs
19. Deer
20. Homeless Winos
21. Baboons
22. Prisoners in General Population (They would kill the Duggars eldest son for honor)
23. Liquor Store Clerks
24. Bag of Hair
25. Swarm of Bees
26. Sheep
27. A basket of Fried Chicken
28. A bottle of cheap Bum Wine
29. A bag of wet mice
30. A bag of Hammers
31. A Phone Book
32. Squirrels
33. A bottle of cheap Vodka
34. A pitcher filled with enough Manhattans to serve a family
35. A short haired red-head
36. A sack of dirty underwear
37. Katy Perry’s diphagram (And Katy Perry is dumber than a Monkey on a rock)
38. A bunch of cleaners
39. Box of Hair
40. Arby’s Horsey Sauce
41. A second coat of paint
42. Tijuana Donkey Show
43. Keg of Beer
44. Gasoline
45. Malt Liquor
46. Packets of Duck Sauce
47. The Kool Aid Man
48. A packet of Kool Aid
49. Any shot size (50 ml) bottle of Liquor
50. Tree stump
51. Fruitcake (And you’re supposed to destroy Fruitcakes)
52. Basket of Shrimp
53. Ducks
54. Can of Yams
55. A motivational speaker who lives in a Van down by the river (No offense to the late Chris Farley)
56. Bag of Rocks
57. A Stick
58. Bait
59. Plant Life
60. Salt shaker
61. Cabbage
62. Dog Shit
63. A wagon load of rocks
64. Garbage picked cans of Beer
65. Whale shit
66. A cat’s litter box
67. Coal Bucket
68. Leaf of lettuce
69. Sled track
70. Potato
71. Wedding Invitation
72. Asphalt
73. Paris Hilton at a geography contest
74. Mike Tyson
75. Horses Ass
76. A red brick
77. Ben Roethlisberger (Now if Roethlisberger can stop throwing interceptions)
78. Michael Vick’s haters (Those haters love Dogs)
79. The writers for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (They mocked the Duggar’s well)
80. Japanese Food (Sushi, Karaage, Bentos, and even Rice bowls are better than the Duggars)
81. A dump truck load of Rocks
82. Smurfs (Imaginary creatures are smarter)
83. Any living organism with a central nervous system
84. The Kardashians (And unfortunately they’re dumber than a Sewer Rat)
85. Clams
86. Mussels
87. Gamers
88. Britney Spears (Is also dumber than Katy Perry’s diphagram)
89. Horror movies
90. Bookworms
91. First Graders
92. Kindergarten
93. Squirrel Shit
94. Jigsaw from Saw movies
95. Freddy Krueger
96. Cabbage kids
97. Lennie Small ("Of Mice and Men")
98. Sam from "I AM SAM"
99. My sister's turtle, Paku (Sister of IMDB user Katiedidd) (I don’t have either a sister or a turtle)
100. Carrie from Little House on the Prairie (boy was she dumb. Pissing on the side walk)
101. Charlie Sheen (He was dumber than a Sewer Rat for contracting HIV given his lifestyle)
102. Honey Boo Boo (Dumber than The Kool Aid Man)
103. Mensans
104. Hollywood engineers
105. Lawyers
106. Librarians
107. Donald Trump
108. A Wet Dream
109. Ted Cruz
110. Supporters of Burning Man
111. McDonald’s Workers
112. Deer Hunters
113. Jeffy (Google “Pittsburgh Dad” for more info)
114. Tiger Woods
115. Beavis and Butthead (Even those fictional dumbasses are smarter than the Duggars)
116. A bottle of Sprite
117. Rum and Coke
118. Wal-Mart Customers
119. Wal-Mart Workers
120. Dollar General Customers
121. Dollar General Workers
122. Pączki (But it’s real tasty)
123. The Tiny House Movement
124. A Laundromat
125. Beef Jerky
126. Venison
127. Deer Backstraps (Real Tasty)
128. Hose Water (Real cheap too)
129. Gin and Juice (Real Tasty too)
130. A box of Crayons
131. Lottery Winners
132. Lottery Officials
133. Nick Perry (He was a dumbass when he was alive for rigging the Lottery)
134. Amish People (At least they believe in doing Good Quality work)
135. Psychiatrists
136. O.J. Simpson (Now in a Nevada Prison no explanation needed)
137. Psychologists
138. Bowl of Cereal
139. Bowl of Soup
140. Paul Allen
141. Bill Gates
142. Megyn Kelly
143. Bill O’Reilly
144. Anna Kendrick
145. Johnnie Cochran (He took O.J.’s money)
146. Robert Shapiro (He took O.J.’s money too)
147. Comcast Executives
148. Robert O'Neill (A real American hero for shooting and killing Osama Bin Laden)
149. Beyoncé (Dumber than a Horses Ass for criticizing law enforcement)
150. Cam Newton (Now if he just stopped fumbling the ball)
151. A rectal exam
152. Kanye West (Dumber than Garbage picked cans of Beer)
153. Box Wine
154. Scotch and Soda
155. Hockey Players who fight
156. Affordable Care Act
157. Ice Cream
158. Don King
159. Lance Ito
160. Mark Fuhrman (Helped O.J. beat the murder case by committing perjury)
161. Rob Ford (Caused controversy when he was alive)
162. Whoopi Goldberg
163. Pack of cigarettes
164. Cuban Cigars
165. Christopher Scarver (He killed Jeffrey Dahmer)
166. F. Lee Bailey (Disbarred and dumber than Box Wine)
167. The Internal Revenue Service (They rip everyone off)
168. Ronda Rousey
169. Holly Holm (She kicked Ronda Rousey’s ass)
170. Gwen Stefani
171. Katherine Heigl (She Can’t Understand Normal Thinking)
172. Jessica Biel
173. Johnny Knoxville
174. Steve-O
175. Caitlyn Jenner
176. Kelly Ripa
177. Michael Strahan
178. Scarlett Johansson
179. Paige Spiranac
180. Megan Fox
181. A Baboon Farm
182. The CultMoo Crew (They are good at Deep Frying shit
183. Pittsburgh Dad
184. Stephen Colbert
185. Alec Baldwin

Monday, August 15, 2016

Additional Place To Find More Bottom Barrel Related Posts

Just letting you know that there is another place to find more Bottom Barrel related posts. The Bottom Of The Barrel now has a Facebook Page which can be located at.

https://www.facebook.com/Bottom-of-the-Barrel-560160864137694/

There will still be more posts on this blog. 

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Details on my proposed Web Series



Here is the details on my proposed Web Series. Any crowdfunding campaign will not likely start until March or April of 2016 at the very earliest.

Decrepit Community Ed (This is just a working title).
The premise - A soap opera style satire depicting numerous efforts between multiple groups regarding a pair of old decrepit closed schools and want to do with them and there is some good unrelated subplots. The idea for this was actually inspired by actual failed attempts to renovate (Waste of money) and reopen two closed elementary schools (As middle schools) in the school district that I live in but fortunately the plans to renovate ultimately got scuttled after a School Board member that supported renovations dropped over dead and was eventually replaced (Appointed by a Common Pleas judge) by a vocal opponent of the proposed attempts to renovate those schools which ended up (After the previous municipal election guaranteed a majority that opposed renovations in favor of building new) being completely auctioned off and sold altogether.
The structure of each episode - Each episode will run from 30 to 60 minutes.

The good unrelated subplot.
Subplot # 1 - A unrelated shoot a an unrelated gun club forces the rivalries between two gun clubs (Which is completely instigated by a couple that’s living in a Travel Trailer or Truck Camper that’s located on several acres of property partially littered with junk) to end up proposing a set of shootout competitions to take place at a neutral gun club who does have a trap range that does not follow ATA specs and allows alcoholic beverages to be consumed on their property.

What Decrepit Community Ed Needs

Equipment - Professional Video Cameras, External Microphones, Shotgun Microphone kits, Lighting kits, a computer dedicated for editing the footage together.
Locations - 2 old rundown schools that are closed down, a good size piece of property that can accommodate a travel trailer and various junk, 3 different gun clubs, Several houses in various neighborhoods, Some Municipal Buildings, A school district administration building, a retail farm market and Garden Center, A local Pizza shop, A local Fine Wine and Good Spirits store, several local Bars, 2 local Giant Eagle stores.
Props (Purchase and Rent) - Various kinds of Firearms (For the subplot), various types of wardrobe for the characters, Furnishings for offices, Furnishings for Houses, Various Junk items, Various electronics for the offices and houses,
Other dedicated items - A Travel Trailer, Vehicles in various conditions.
Other needs - Dedicated actors for the roles of the various characters, Insurance (Especially for the subplot), Food (To feed the cast and crew), some dedicated crew members.
Note - Everything (Props, Travel Trailer, Vehicles) that does get purchased for the series will be sold or disposed of after the series wraps up production except the Equipment (Cameras, Microphones, Lighting, and Computer for editing) that that gets used for filming will be used for other video productions. A film production company will be officially incorporated as well.

Hope that this information will give you enough details on the proposed Web Series.
 

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Bottom Barrel Camera History Part 3


Kodak Zi6





Bottom Barrel Service Life - May 2009 to (Relegated to secondary camera around the end of 2013) May 2014 (Retired to the Archives shortly after)

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This camera was the Bottom Of The Barrel's first venture into High Definition Video. This video camera can easily fit into a pocket this video camera was Kodak's answer to the Flip Video Camera but with a SDHC memory card extension slot which allowed any memory card up to 32 GB to be installed (For up to 8 hours in 720p HD). This video camera had necessitated the abrupt removal of the Mustek DV316L from Bottom Barrel service.

The camera had way better video and sound quality than the shitty Mustek cameras and was able to film in 1280x720 High Definition video at either 30 or 60 (Known as HD60) frames per second but it was able to film in 640x480 Standard Definition (I never filmed any videos in SD). This camera was also the most extensively used of all of the cameras in Bottom Barrel service.

This camera was relegated to secondary camera status around the end of 2013 but was still used to film videos until May 2014 when the camera stopped working and was removed from Bottom Barrel service. The camera has been retired to the "Official Bottom Of The Barrel Archives" where it will be kept intact.

The Kodak Zi6 served me long and served me well.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Update Regarding The Bottom Barrel Twitter Feed And Cheap Living

Here is a Twitter Hashtag (#) that you should look for. #GuideToCheapLiving is a Hashtag that will be posted onto Twitter regarding tweets featuring Cheap Items sold anywhere and picture will be featured (Everyone needs proof). So if you want to please follow The Bottom Of The Barrel (@gopher101media) on Twitter.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Can This Can Be Crowdfunded

First off I have multiple ideas that can be crowdfunded but this one I was thinking about for some time.

I was thinking about building a Motorized Bicycle but unfortunately do not have the funds necessary to even attempt it. But in the event that this could be successfully crowdfunded the entire build would be Filmed, Edited and Uploaded onto YouTube for everyone's viewing convenience there is the possibility that a certain percentage of that goal does not get met (Flexible funding source will be used) don't even worry in the event that happens the funds raised will be used to film Food and Drink related videos and future Guide To Cheap Living episodes for YouTube (Food and Drink products will cost money) any such videos can still happen if the sufficient amount of funds is raised and build is done under budget.

Here's what the Minimum and Maximum budget I would like to set for such a build.



$350.00 to $650.00 - Complete Motor Kit (2 Stroke)


$200.00 to $670.00 - Suitable Bicycle (Steel frame Mountain Bike)
$40.00 to $100.00 - 5 or 6 Gallon Gasoline Can (Preferably 6 Gallons)
$25.00 to $70.00 – 2 Gallon Gasoline Can (To be used when refueling the bicycle)
$35.00 - Plastic Funnel (Avoid any spills when refueling)
$100.00 to $225.00 - Motorcycle Helmet (Suitable since the finished product will likely be driven on surface streets)
$125.00 - Bicycle Rack (Mounted above the rear wheel) and Bags to put on them.
$80.00 to $165.00 - Bicycle speedometer


Total costs to build


$955.00 to $2,040.00 to completely build a Motorized Bicycle

Other Project ideas that I was think about that can also be crowdfunded (Any an all such builds will get filmed and uploaded onto YouTube) the estimated costs to build will be figured out later.

Trail Piglet - A homemade dirt bike with a powertrain from a Harley-Davidson Sportster and straight pipes and the frame will be homemade so that the powertrain that I want to use will fit (Thought of this one for several years).

Trail Hog - A homemade ATV with a powertrain from a Harley-Davidson (One of the larger models) also with straight pipes (Frame will also be homemade).

A homemade Go Kart with a powertrain from a high performance motorcycle (Thought of this one also for several years).

I am sure that I do have necessary tools needed to build a motorized bicycle and I do have access to additional tools needed (And I do know people who can weld) to build the other project ideas that I mentioned above.

E-Mail me your opinions on these ideas at gopher101entertainment(at)gmail(dot)com or leave a comment here.